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If ur the nuts, then pu tthem onm y chin
Age 39 From San Francisco, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | French, Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary, Polish, Turkish |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | i like to SMASH and my name sAsh bro. i pump so much iron that my height snot a problem i can ben chpress more thna myown wait and none of my threads fit my lil enormous guns anymore. ill ike u if u got SWAG bro. i aint dissing nobody but my best feature is my enormous |
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| Sign | Aries |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | 5' 1 (1.55 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Black |
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| My Ethnicity Is | African American |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Arms |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Black |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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| My Speciality Is | Finance / Trading |
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| My Job Title Is | SMASHer |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Pipe |
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| I Drink | No |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Brain |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Dancing |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, The Movies, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | with some lil twin kwho could keep my lil libido a tbay |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | to sterch mys elf intellectually ever yday |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Perfect, Raunchy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Hindu |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Very Conservative |
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| My Goal In Life Is | to beb etter than frank lamphand and idid it in 2005 |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Instructional, I Wish I Had A Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Comedy, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, New age, Folk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, History, Mathematics, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Technical, I'm An Author |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Good Looks, Money, Power |
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| What Do You Look For? | im lookin gfor NOT bears or otter sor anyone liejk that u gotta have SWAG |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date, Intimate |
